This is the Serious House Rules Page. It is very important you read it!

We don’t have that many rules, but that makes it all the more important that you follow the ones we do.

The Six Serious Sins 👹

The really, super-serious stuff.

• No fire inside 📛
• Sign up for chores. Do your chores. Love your chores! 🧹
• Don’t exceed the decibel limit during big parties 🤫
• Don’t tape stuff to the walls 🙏
• No glass 🍷
• Keep music down late at night. No Hyperbooms after midnight on weekdays. 😴

The Eight Odious Errors ⚠️

Things we all need to do to stay (mostly) sane in this place.

• Flatten boxes and crush cans before recycling them
• Close the hot tub at the end of the night
• Clean Up After Yourself 1: Wash your dishes
• Clean Up After Yourself 2: Properly wipe up spills
• Clean Up After Yourself 3: Put your stuff away
• Don’t forget your laundry in the machine
• Be nice to the sauna
• Keep outside doors closed and only use heaters when needed